My weird, stupid life.

This blog post includes a big melodramatic vow.

lol

Dating is A Challenge

I like this picture because I’m only 5'6" and nothing about how I asked for this pic said the character should be an absolute titan of a human being.

Social Life

Yes. Hello. One socializing, please.

Work/Life Balance

Look if someone gets called a tech wizard for long enough weird shit happens.

I’m often a pretty lousy parent

This is all a mess.

Can’t stop won’t stop.

I’ve spent years politely saying this into the uncaring void of the internet and it’s driven me fucking bonkers.

Who knows about me?

  • Russell Brand: Dozens of emails, significant engagement on social media and in YouTube comments. I applied to work with him a few times for jobs I was relatively qualified for.
  • Lex Fridman: Dozens of emails, significant engagement on social media and in YouTube comments. I applied to work with him a few times for jobs I was relatively qualified for.
  • Robert Wright: Dozens of emails, significant engagement on social media and in YouTube comments. I applied to work with him a few times for jobs I was relatively qualified for. I’m active in his Substack community.
  • Joe Rogan: I spend a lot of time filling out his contact form on his website and calling him a rich pussy. I’m certain Lex Fridman has spoken to him about me despite having no clear evidence of this.
  • Jon Stewart: I’ve left some voicemails for him since his show lets you do that, as well as some YouTube comments and a few blog posts were written to/about him.
  • Pod Save America: Lots of emails and YouTube comments. I told them they should build a version of my platform with reduced features and different branding designed around community organizing (because that’s why I originally built it while briefly associated with my local provincial Green Party).

Here’s a big melodramatic vow:

That tells me they all think the world this way is better than it would be if they’d spoken to me or platformed me.

I’ve said various versions of something like this to thousands of relevant people who are talking about the types of problems this solves.

It’s not just influencers

So what do you think?

The worse things get the more evident this all becomes.

What’s next?

  1. Get the internet to advocate for me to become Pope: I have a much better name chosen than PopeyMcPopeface.
  2. Go to Ukraine with Ethan Hawke if he’s still interested: American actor Ethan Hawke appears to have expressed the most feasible collaborative idea to address a global issue.
  3. Start as many big conversations as possible while en route: We need to talk about what we know, how we understand things, and the next big that will happen to us.
  4. (probably) get killed

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