Magick is Real and You are Under Attack (Part 2) — This is a follow-up piece to my most read article — written about a year ago. It’s been a little over a year now since I sorta figured out I was a wizard. I’ve only become more concerned as the nature of reality has proven itself to be shockingly complicated…

With Science! — There are undiscovered physics of consciousness. The existence of these undiscovered physics of consciousness means that there is a rounding error influencing core understandings used within our shared systems of science. Science has rounded down from “there are some inconsistently observable or historically evident yet unexplainable metaphysical phenomena” to “there…

There are undiscovered physics of consciousness and belief is a functional component of reality — For the purpose of the poem below: endosymbiosis is when a single celled organism eats another one and then they merge into multicellular life rather than having the big one consume the small one for energy. I’ve heard some people say this may only have happened once. I’m not a…

Is this the least harmful and most wonderful iteration of the scientifically plausible yet utterly fantastical options available to us right now? — This isn’t intended to be a prediction — it’s intended to be a description of the best possible outcome I can discern given an accurate assessment of reality at this moment in history. Warning: A bunch of this is like totally wrong. k? The Fermi Paradox is a beautiful mistake

Pay fucking attention. — Am I allowed to swear on the internet? That title is so long it’s probably even more obscene than how much I swear in it. For a while I was working on my second book of poetry (Fight the World) but I’ve stepped back from that exercise lately. I imagine…

Warning: See title. Hello. I don’t think this causes you to become a bad kind of bonkers— but it can feel that way because of how fucked up the world has become. You may already be this kind of bonkers. I strongly urge you to follow these steps with other…

Also: Foreign policy hawks are settling grudges while the world collapses… as a result of their grudges. — Alternative facts are real and Kellyann Conway is a pretty terrible person who did a bunch of stupid and horrible shit. Two separate pieces of seemingly contradictory information can both be true now because the world is too fucking complicated. Successfully navigating this seems to require a hybridization of Aristotelian…

What caused everything to break apart? — This is part 3 in the least read series including the least read articles I’ve written as a wizard. It’s a draft from a while ago. This is not my best content. It’s a bunch of stuff that came out of my brain through various streams of consciousness while in…

Select your character and form your party — Before we begin: Ethan Hawke has given the Pope a quest to lead a march into Ukraine to stop the war. I’ve been calling this The Hawke Plan™ I’m a wizard trying to amplify that wish into a massive global event intended to address a bunch of the heinous bullshit…